she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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