i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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