She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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