Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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