just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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