This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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