Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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