also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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