You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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