READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
