Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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