Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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