In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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