Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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