i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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