discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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