worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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