It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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