so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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