He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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