I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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