That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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