No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it was like eating out sand paper
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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