so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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