He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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