i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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