Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Damn victory sex feels great
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