Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
My cat gives me a boner
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Your penis caused this!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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