so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I had to cum in my sink.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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