I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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