I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
organizing the empties. That sober.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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