Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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