I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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