just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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