But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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