seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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