I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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