everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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