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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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