at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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