Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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