Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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