How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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