marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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