just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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