I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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