absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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