Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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