I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
