I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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