she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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