Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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