He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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