They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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