After last night, I could never be a politician.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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