Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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